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today, i was presented with a choice...

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

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When my relatives start asking me why I haven't found a nice boyfriend yet

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like, 

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• 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
• me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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