Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that's my nigga.
No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun...– 20 Things We Need To Stop Talking About In 2013 (via deerstalkers)
bitchiwillnevershutup: xert: katie-kat94: soundlyawake: The day twerking becomes an old-fashioned style of dance “Oh my god, grandma you’re so embarrassing” as I’m twerking on the dance floor at my granddaughters sweet 16 while her granddaddy does the Dougie. let us not forget the stanky leg let’s be honest the stanky leg is already old-fashioned
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
bitchiwillnevershutup: thestrawberryswings: ...
imightevenfly: princessmoran: my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go” also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone...
laugh-addict: my mom does this with the asian ladies at the nail salon
urbancatfitters: je-suis-nu-pizza: urbancatfitters: everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment um at this moment I am on tumblr. Please tell me what about this I will regret. My entire year of being 14 has consisted of tumblr. I regret nothing u see that part where u said...
Rum & Coke
ME: I need to write a paper about an important recipe in my family like something that’s been passed down.
MOM: Rum and coke
ME: How does that make sense
MOM: I made it and now you make it I PASSED IT DOWN
MOM: and it’s important
cosmo tip #585
expertcosmotips: whenever he gives you an order during dom/sub play, answer him with “whatever mom“
yaoiguai: accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them
shampained: why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen
saiuke: me: he waS SO PERFECT friend: are you seriously crying over a fictional character me: you dont understand friend: hes non-existent me: sO IS YOUR HEART
George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
fuck i hate this. i just want it to go away.
lesbianslovepenguins: thisbrunetteslife: In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with? “Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.” LOL